I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
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shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
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Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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