i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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