doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
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just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
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Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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