Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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