i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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