Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Randomize
