But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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