Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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