i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
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My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
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Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
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