I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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