Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
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she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
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I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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