Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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