I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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