She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
