What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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