very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
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i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
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also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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