I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
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still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
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No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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