She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
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she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I will pee on everything he values.
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Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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