? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
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