yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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