I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
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You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
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Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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