let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
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He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
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Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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