She's JV to your varsity
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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