She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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