Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
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Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
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They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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