Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
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The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
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Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I want a musical about memes.
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