he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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