Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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