why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
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it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
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he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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