Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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