Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
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Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
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I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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