If that was your dad, he is hot
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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