D3 body, D1 cock
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
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some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
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Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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