would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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