it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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