Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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