I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
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I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
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Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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