brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
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I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
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Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
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