i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
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i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
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I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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