make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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