bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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