In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
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Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
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I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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