butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
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