Who wears a wallet chain?!
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
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U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
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He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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