I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
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WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
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My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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