So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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