Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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