we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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