Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
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At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
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It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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