the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
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