OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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