how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
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Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
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I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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