everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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