Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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