How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
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I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
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He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
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