UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
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He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
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We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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