It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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