I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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