lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
if i died would you start the facebook group?
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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