yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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